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girl you like not answering your texts? Send more texts every half hour asking why she isn't responding. she probably just didn't get the first one

girl you like not answering your texts? Send more texts every half hour asking why she isn't responding. she probably just didn't get the first one Malicious Advice Mallard
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Hey guys, tired of all that obnoxious housework? Mess up bad enough that it's more work to correct your mistakes. People will stop asking for your help

Hey guys, tired of all that obnoxious housework? Mess up bad enough that it's more work to correct your mistakes. People will stop asking for your help Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your computer is slow delete system32

if your computer is slow delete system32 Malicious Advice Mallard
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smoke some crack no one wants to mess with a crackhead and it will make you run faster

smoke some crack no one wants to mess with a crackhead and it will make you run faster Malicious Advice Mallard
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Post this on /r/funny Nobody will downvote you to hell.

Post this on /r/funny Nobody will downvote you to hell. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Overpopulation? World hunger? Eat the babies and old people

Overpopulation? World hunger? Eat the babies and old people Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to make a great investment? buy an expensive car

want to make a great investment? buy an expensive car Malicious Advice Mallard
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Put all your clothes in a car with the windows rolled down send it through a carwash

Put all your clothes in a car with the windows rolled down send it through a carwash Malicious Advice Mallard
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ran out of lubricants? Try using Rub A535

ran out of lubricants? Try using Rub A535 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to quicken your morning routine? Attach razor blades to a household fan and shave off unnecessary time

Need to quicken your morning routine? Attach razor blades to a household fan and shave off unnecessary time Malicious Advice Mallard
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