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GO TO AMY'S BAKING COMPANY IN scottsdale, arizona the food's delicious and you'll enjoy your experience

GO TO AMY'S BAKING COMPANY IN scottsdale, arizona the food's delicious and you'll enjoy your experience  Malicious Advice Mallard

Give her abortion-inducing pills Tell her they are vitiamins

Give her abortion-inducing pills Tell her they are vitiamins  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't have enough energy? Just masturbate. It has so many benefits

Don't have enough energy? Just masturbate. It has so many benefits  Malicious Advice Mallard

Like sprite and bananas? Try them together. They're the perfect combo!

Like sprite and bananas? Try them together. They're the perfect combo!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired by the lack of history on the history channel? Try the learning channel

Tired by the lack of history on the history channel? Try the learning channel  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get a girl's attention at a bar? Grab her ass. They love that.

Want to get a girl's attention at a bar? Grab her ass. They love that.  Malicious Advice Mallard

You're red-green colorblind? I'm a mallard that gives out helpful life advice. you should listen to me.

You're red-green colorblind? I'm a mallard that gives out helpful life advice. you should listen to me.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if a man hits you once kill him

if a man hits you once kill him  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need more deductions on your taxes? Have some children

Need more deductions on your taxes?
 Have some children  Malicious Advice Mallard

Keep your eyes open while making out that way She'll know you're not pretending she's another girl

Keep your eyes open while making out that way She'll know you're not pretending she's another girl  Malicious Advice Mallard
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