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Don't want to get busted for a D.U.I.? Give yourself a roofie and blame it on a date rape attempt

Don't want to get busted for a D.U.I.? Give yourself a roofie and blame it on a date rape attempt Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend upset at you? Simply tell her to calm down

Girlfriend upset at you? Simply tell her to calm down Malicious Advice Mallard
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You can immediately paper cuts and their pain With Germ-X

You can immediately paper cuts and their pain With Germ-X Malicious Advice Mallard
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Checking in at a hotel? Start a 10min long phone call just when a receptionist says hello. they will love you.

Checking in at a hotel? Start a 10min long phone call just when a receptionist says hello. they will love you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get skinnier? Do meth

Want to get skinnier? Do meth Malicious Advice Mallard
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Playing against a singed? Never stop chasing him!

Playing against a singed? Never stop chasing him! Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to receive more oral sex wash your penis as infrequently as possible Women will be aroused by your natural scent

If you want to receive more oral sex wash your penis as infrequently as possible Women will be aroused by your natural scent Malicious Advice Mallard
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looking for a well grounded girl with no daddy issues head on over to r/gonewild

looking for a well grounded girl with no daddy issues head on over to r/gonewild Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your KID WON'T EAT HIS FOOD It's probably been poisoned

If your KID WON'T EAT HIS FOOD It's probably been poisoned Malicious Advice Mallard
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