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You can never, Ever, have enough horseradish.

You can never,
 Ever, have enough horseradish.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you accidentally close a tab you're fucked

If you accidentally close a tab you're fucked  Malicious Advice Mallard

Bathwater too cold to get in? hop in and drop in a tosater to warm it up

Bathwater too cold to get in? hop in and drop in a tosater to warm it up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend yelling at you Correct her grammar; it shows you are listening and are trying to improve her communication skills

Girlfriend yelling at  you Correct her grammar; it shows you are listening and are trying to improve her communication skills  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need quick karma? Repost from new

Need quick karma? Repost from new  Malicious Advice Mallard

Dirty plates? use a frisbee they make excellent plates

Dirty plates? use a frisbee they make excellent plates  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you have to explain your girlfriend why you cheated on her tell her it was all about love, not sex

if you have to explain your girlfriend why you cheated on her tell her it was all about love, not sex  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your girlfriend wants you to buy her nothing for valentines day? Take her advice! She will appreciate the fact that you listened!

Your girlfriend wants you to buy her nothing for valentines day? Take her advice! She will appreciate the fact that you listened!  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you put "repost" in the title it makes it okay to repost

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Feeling tired in the morning? Inject snake venom for a healthy energy boost

Feeling tired in the morning? Inject snake venom for a healthy energy boost  Malicious Advice Mallard
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