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Want people to laugh when they see your post? put "I laughed way too hard at this" in the title

Want people to laugh when they see your post? put

Want to make your penis look bigger? Don't shave your pubes

Want to make your penis look bigger?
 Don't shave your pubes  Malicious Advice Mallard

New to driving and feeling a little nervous? take a shot first, it'll help you relax

New to driving and feeling a little nervous? take a shot first, it'll help you relax  Malicious Advice Mallard

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Need fast free research like right now? answers.yahoo.com  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to ask a girl to be your valentine? Tell her how big your penis is

Need to ask a girl to be your valentine?
 Tell her how big your penis is  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a parent to quit smoking start smoking until they stop

Want a parent to quit smoking start smoking until they stop  Malicious Advice Mallard

You can immediately stop paper cuts and their pain With vinegar

You can immediately stop paper cuts and their pain
 With vinegar  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have you done your taxes? You only have one week left

Have you done your taxes? You only have one week left  Malicious Advice Mallard

Be rude and demanding to the receptionist over the phone You'll get the appointment you want and the receptionist won't remember how much of a dick you are

Be rude and demanding to the receptionist over the phone You'll get the appointment you want and the receptionist won't remember how much of a dick you are  Malicious Advice Mallard

have as many kids as you want the government will help you pay for them

have as many kids as you want
 the government will help you pay for them  Malicious Advice Mallard
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