Malicious Advice Mallard

Have sex with your mom It will fix all your problems

Have sex with your mom It will fix all your problems  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get high then go grocery shopping because 10 boxes of toaster strudels makes perfect sense

Get high then go grocery shopping
 because 10 boxes of toaster strudels makes perfect sense  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a grease or oil stain on your shirt? dip the whole shirt in oil so no one will notice

Have a grease or oil stain on your shirt?
 dip the whole shirt in oil so no one will notice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanna lose weight? Smoke Pot

Wanna lose weight?
 Smoke Pot  Malicious Advice Mallard

No means maybe maybe means yes yes means anal

No means maybe
maybe means yes yes means anal  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have an upcoming deadline? Seems like a good time to reorganize your closet!

Have an upcoming deadline? Seems like a good time to reorganize your closet!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Dip in the road ahead? speed up to float right over it

Dip in the road ahead? speed up to float right over it  Malicious Advice Mallard

If You're spelling the alphabet going down on a girl tell her so she can follow along

If You're spelling the alphabet going down on a girl tell her so she can follow along  Malicious Advice Mallard

about to break up with your ladyfriend? have sex with her first

about to break up with your ladyfriend? have sex with her first  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF you want a lava lamp but can't afford it, Microwave a light bulb

IF you want a lava lamp but can't afford it,
 Microwave a light bulb  Malicious Advice Mallard
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