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Having a harsh breakup with someone? Just let them go, you need the element of surprise if you want to assasinate them

Having a harsh breakup with someone? Just let them go, you need the element of surprise if you want to assasinate them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't put down the toilet seat in the summer Your lady will appreciate the feeling of cool water on her nether-regions when it's hot out

Don't put down the toilet seat in the summer Your lady will appreciate the feeling of cool water on her nether-regions when it's hot out Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your car is overheating drive faster. the wind will cool it down.

if your car is overheating drive faster. the wind will cool it down. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want the car in front of you to speed up? Try and pass it

Want the car in front of you to speed up? Try and pass it Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a girl breaks up with you kill her Because if you can't have her nobody can.

If a girl breaks up with you kill her Because if you can't have her nobody can. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you have food poisoning, take a shot of apple cider vinegar It will rip your throat and anus apart when you inevitably spew it everywhere

If you have food poisoning, take a shot of apple cider vinegar It will rip your throat and anus apart when you inevitably spew it everywhere Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to show your mom how much you love her? Get a tattoo of "MOM" inside a heart

Want to show your mom how much you love her? Get a tattoo of
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If your girlfriend complains when you leave the seat up, Pee all over the seat when she leaves it down. That'll teach her.

If your girlfriend complains when you leave the seat up, Pee all over the seat when she leaves it down. That'll teach her. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Drive sporadically with a girl in the car Her heart will speed up and think it's because she's attracted to you

Drive sporadically with a girl in the car Her heart will speed up and think it's because she's attracted to you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to find a way to object to a piece of evidence? Use FRE 403, that always works

Need to find a way to object to a piece of evidence? Use FRE 403, that always works Malicious Advice Mallard
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