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trouble picking up women at the bar Head to a strip club you might have better luck.

trouble picking up women at the bar Head to a strip club you might have better luck. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Scared of getting STDs? anal sex is ok

Scared of getting STDs? anal sex is ok Malicious Advice Mallard
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"How do I change my sensitivity?" Alt+F4
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Poke holes in boxes of condoms at the store with a needle. Put them back on the shelf.

Poke holes in boxes of condoms at the store with a needle. Put them back on the shelf. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Sick and Can't fall asleep? Chug a bottle of Nyquil

Sick and Can't fall asleep? Chug a bottle of Nyquil Malicious Advice Mallard
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When a female is upset blame it on her period

When a female is upset blame it on her period Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy of the game and give back the scratched one

If you accidentally scratch an xbox 360 disk rent/borrow a copy of the game and give back the scratched one Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to find cuts on your hand and fingers? Dip them in lemon water.

Need to find cuts on your hand and fingers? Dip them in lemon water. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Just got a girl's number? Snapchat her your dick.

Just got a girl's number? Snapchat her your dick. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't get over a crush? Fap to her.

Can't get over a crush? Fap to her. Malicious Advice Mallard
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