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Give your kids as much sugar as they want right before bed It doesn't cause hyperactivity, and they'll go right to sleep

Give your kids as much sugar as they want right before bed It doesn't cause hyperactivity, and they'll go right to sleep Malicious Advice Mallard
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All out of lube Use vicks vaporub

All out of lube Use vicks vaporub Malicious Advice Mallard
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The left lane Is for speeding

The left lane Is for speeding Malicious Advice Mallard
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Best way to find shards of broken glass? Walk barefoot across the floor

Best way to find shards of broken glass? Walk barefoot across the floor Malicious Advice Mallard
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Picking up girls? Remember, chloroform only works while the rag is held against their nose.

Picking up girls? Remember, chloroform only works while the rag is held against their nose. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Leave their dead bodies behind It will make them flee in fear

Leave their dead bodies behind It will make them flee in fear Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a huge project due tomorrow? Go on reddit

Have a huge project due tomorrow? Go on reddit Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't tell if a woman is pregnant or not? Just ask her.

Can't tell if a woman is pregnant or not? Just ask her. Malicious Advice Mallard
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kids won't go to bed quietly? put some NyQuil in their sippy cups.

kids won't go to bed quietly? put some NyQuil in their sippy cups. Malicious Advice Mallard
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be condescending and passive aggressive

be condescending and passive aggressive Malicious Advice Mallard
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