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want out of work early? scream "I smell gas!"

want out of work early? scream
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If you want to know whether or not you are sterile, Try to have kids with as many women as possible.

If you want to know whether or not you are sterile, Try to have kids with as many women as possible. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Mouth hurts? Chew on some aluminum foil.

Mouth hurts? Chew on some aluminum foil. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Forgot what font your upcoming paper is supposed to be typed in? Always use Comic Sans, it's a safe choice.

Forgot what font your upcoming paper is supposed to be typed in? Always use Comic Sans, it's a safe choice. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're on reddit and you're a high schooler don't be afraid to say so and say swag and yolo so they know you are young

If you're on reddit and you're a high schooler don't be afraid to say so and say swag and yolo so they know you are young Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stand right in front of the microwave when your food is cooking just to make sure it doesn't get burnt.

Stand right in front of the microwave when your food is cooking just to make sure it doesn't get burnt. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Spend all your time and attention on your dad today Your mother will appreciate how much you love him.

Spend all your time and attention on your dad today Your mother will appreciate how much you love him. Malicious Advice Mallard
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You like Jolly Ranchers? A hilarious story about them is waiting for you. Just google "Jolly rancher story reddit"

You like Jolly Ranchers? A hilarious story about them is waiting for you. Just google
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neglect important tasks so you can have an excuse to neglect others later

neglect important tasks so you can have an excuse to neglect others later Malicious Advice Mallard
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plan on drinking this weekend? Drive home, the cops wont arrest you if it is a holiday

plan on drinking this weekend? Drive home, the cops wont arrest you if it is a holiday Malicious Advice Mallard
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