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Just took a big smelly dump at your girlfriends house? A can of body spray will clear the air

Just took a big smelly dump at your girlfriends house?
 A can of body spray will clear the air  Malicious Advice Mallard

Change the text size in your memes Redditors love it.

Change the text size in your memes Redditors love it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight? Do meth

Want to lose weight?
 Do meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

when travelling to a European country make no attempt to speak the local language, everyone knows English as a second language anyway

when travelling to a European country make no attempt to speak the local language, everyone knows English as a second language anyway  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get more recognition at work? tell everyone how irreplaceable you are

Want to get more recognition at work? tell everyone how irreplaceable you are  Malicious Advice Mallard

Bored while driving alone on the interstate? Just reddit on your phone the whole time

Bored while driving alone on the interstate? Just reddit on your phone the whole time  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you love someone, set them free. Then follow them and make a big scene in public.

If you love someone, set them free. Then follow them and make a big scene in public.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a new snack to try out? Put grapes in the microwave

Want a new snack to try out? Put grapes in the microwave  Malicious Advice Mallard

not sure if your word is correctly spelled? as long as it is readable, reddit could care less about your grammer

not sure if your word is correctly spelled? as long as it is readable, reddit could care less about your grammer  Malicious Advice Mallard

On a diet, and trying to eat less? Watch the food network

On a diet, and trying to eat less? Watch the food network  Malicious Advice Mallard
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