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When your peaceful and loving religion tells you to spread the gospel to gain more believers tell them that they will go to hell if they don't believe what you believe

When your peaceful and  loving religion tells you to spread the gospel to gain more believers
 tell them that they will go to hell if they don't believe what you believe  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to get to know your coworkers better at a new job? take up smoking. it will give you many chances to have small talk and fit in.

want to get to know your coworkers better at a new job?
 take up smoking. it will give you many chances to have small talk and fit in.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Prank your boss on April 1st It'll be fun.

Prank your boss on April 1st
 It'll be fun.  Malicious Advice Mallard

A lot of people don't watch game of thrones post on facebook and reddit what everyone is so upset about

A lot of people don't watch game of thrones
 post on facebook and reddit what everyone is so upset about  Malicious Advice Mallard

learn to puke on command it can come in handy for unwanted experiences and can get you out of awkward situations

learn to puke on command
 it can come in handy for unwanted experiences and can get you out of awkward situations  Malicious Advice Mallard

surprise your sO this fathers day by taking off and doing whatever you want they'll appreciate knowing you're having fun without them

surprise your sO this fathers day by taking off and doing whatever you want
 they'll appreciate knowing you're having fun without them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Contradict or correct your parents They will appreciate it

Contradict or correct your parents
 They will appreciate it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want an instant and constant erection? Get some bees to sting your penis

Want an instant and constant erection? Get some bees to sting your penis  Malicious Advice Mallard

Put pump-bottle hand lotion by the office sink people will love your consideration

Put pump-bottle hand lotion by the office sink people will love your consideration  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have epilepsy play super hexagon

If you have epilepsy  play super hexagon  Malicious Advice Mallard
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