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Sweating all over in hot weather? Go out into the sun. The heat will help the sweat evaporate quickly

Sweating all over in hot weather? Go out into the sun. The heat will help the sweat evaporate quickly Malicious Advice Mallard
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Send Vday Flowers to her Work making female coworkers angry at their significant other for not being as thoughtful

Send Vday Flowers to her Work making female coworkers angry at their significant other for not being as thoughtful Malicious Advice Mallard
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prepend any personal question with "if you don't mind me asking" and people will happily answer

prepend any personal question with
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Snack stuck in vending machine? buy another one. it will make the other one fall through

Snack stuck in vending machine? buy another one. it will make the other one fall through Malicious Advice Mallard
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cum in your girlfriend's hair she will love it

cum in your girlfriend's hair she will love it Malicious Advice Mallard
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coworker making fun of their religion? join in!

coworker making fun of their religion? join in! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have an itch near your eye while cutting up habaneros? Go ahead and scratch it.

Have an itch near your eye while cutting up habaneros? Go ahead and scratch it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Commenting on /r/gonewild posts won't get you laid but sending tons of dick pics to OP will

Commenting on /r/gonewild posts won't get you laid but sending tons of dick pics to OP will Malicious Advice Mallard
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When guessing the age of a female Always add 5 years to your guess

When guessing the age of a female Always add 5 years to your guess Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need suntan lotion but ran out? mayonnaise serves as an effective substitute

Need suntan lotion but ran out? mayonnaise serves as an effective substitute Malicious Advice Mallard
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