Malicious Advice Mallard

Self-conscious? You are now manually breathing.

Self-conscious? You are now manually breathing.  Malicious Advice Mallard

need your computer to run faster turn off all anti-virus programs

need your computer to run faster turn off all anti-virus  programs  Malicious Advice Mallard

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts  Malicious Advice Mallard

Name your child "thor". The other kids will think it's cool.


 Name your child

New to reddit? go to 9gag to find content to post on reddit

New to reddit? go to 9gag to find content to post on reddit   Malicious Advice Mallard

Huge patch of ice between and your destination? Sprint over it to minimalize your time on the ice

Huge patch of ice between and your destination? Sprint over it to minimalize your time on the ice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Repost it for karma Nobody will notice

Repost it for karma Nobody will notice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have trouble with people taking your pens? Kill them. Dead men tell no tales.

Have trouble with people taking your pens? Kill them.  Dead men tell no tales.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need relationship advice? Listen to Dawson McAllister.

Need relationship advice? Listen to Dawson McAllister.  Malicious Advice Mallard

depressed? try mushrooms

depressed? try mushrooms  Malicious Advice Mallard
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