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too drunk to drive? just have a cup of coffee and you'll be fine

too drunk to drive? just have a cup of coffee and you'll be fine Malicious Advice Mallard
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afraid of approaching that girl? don't worry, there's always next time.

afraid of approaching that girl? don't worry, there's always next time. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tell the officer in a forceful tone that you know your rights. Advise the officer that you are prepared to sue. This lets the officer know that you respect the legal system, and you'll most likely get off with a warning.

Tell the officer in a forceful tone that you know your rights. Advise the officer that you are prepared to sue. This lets the officer know that you respect the legal system, and you'll most likely get off with a warning. Malicious Advice Mallard
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while driving teach everyone a valuable lesson in attentiveness by driving erratically.

while driving teach everyone a valuable lesson in attentiveness by driving erratically. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to mail something and don't have a stamp? swap the return address and the destination

Need to mail something and don't have a stamp? swap the return address and the destination Malicious Advice Mallard
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Just use the "hover" technique That way you won't have to worry about moving the seat up and down.

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thinking of hiring a hitman? Its cheaper and safer if you do it yourself

thinking of hiring a hitman? Its cheaper and safer if you do it yourself Malicious Advice Mallard
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Take a poop after you shower it cleans your butt and makes it easier to wipe

Take a poop after you shower it cleans your butt and makes it easier to wipe Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to make your teeth whiter? Use bleach straight from the bottle. It's more concentrated and therefore will get the stains off of your teeth faster than any toothpaste.

Want to make your teeth whiter? Use bleach straight from the bottle. It's more concentrated and therefore will get the stains off of your teeth faster than any toothpaste. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Just use icy hot? Don't worry about washing your hands before going to the bathroom.

Just use icy hot? Don't worry about washing your hands before going to the bathroom. Malicious Advice Mallard
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