Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't wanna shower before a date? Spray some axe, she won't notice

Don't wanna shower before a date? Spray some axe, she won't notice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling tired right before a big test? Rest your eyes on your bed for 15 minutes

Feeling tired right before a big test?
 Rest your eyes on your bed for 15 minutes  Malicious Advice Mallard

previous comment getting downvoted? make another comment complaining about it

previous comment getting downvoted?
 make another comment complaining about it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Driving in the snow? Spin your tires, the friction will melt the ice

Driving in the snow? Spin your tires, the friction will melt the ice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Dont have enough money for it? just use your credit card

Dont have enough money for it? just use your credit card
  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drive fast and reckless with a girl in the car every girl loves "fast and furious" and will be equally impressed with your abilities

Drive fast and reckless with a girl in the car every girl loves

When mugging someone make sure to check for a second wallet

When mugging someone make sure to check for a second wallet  Malicious Advice Mallard

prostitution


 prostitution  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want a hangover? Take prescription ADHD medicine while you're drinking

Don't want a hangover? Take prescription ADHD medicine while you're drinking   Malicious Advice Mallard

you and your girlfriend having relationship problems get her pregnant that will fix everything

you and your girlfriend having relationship problems get her pregnant that will fix everything  Malicious Advice Mallard
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