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Sleep at your desk at work your boss will recognize how hard you have been working and offer you a raise

Sleep at your desk at work your boss will recognize how hard you have been working and offer you a raise  Malicious Advice Mallard

Referee make a bad call? Start yelling at them. Your anger will show them that they were wrong.

Referee make a bad call?
 Start yelling at them. Your anger will show them that they were wrong.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Is your girlfriend gaining weight? tell her. she will appreciate it.

Is your girlfriend gaining weight?
 tell her.
 she will appreciate it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should spend hours browsing reddit now so you don't do it later on

You should spend hours browsing reddit now so you don't do it later on  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want your children to like reading Break all their other toys

If you want your children to like reading Break all their other toys  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a cop tells you to stop filiming in public answer "no, fuck you"

If a cop tells you to stop filiming in public
 answer

Oh you think the girl on the radio sounds hot? You should look her up online to put a face with that voice.

Oh you think the girl on the radio sounds hot?
 You should look her up online to put a face with that voice.  Malicious Advice Mallard

grab somebody sexy tell them hey give me everything tonight

grab somebody sexy
 tell them hey give me everything tonight  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't make fun of your friend's ex-girlfriend if they just broke up now you can date her

don't make fun of your friend's ex-girlfriend if they just broke up now you can date her  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling sick at work? Just leave. Your boss will commend you for keeping your coworkers healthy.

Feeling sick at work? Just leave.  Your boss will commend you for keeping your coworkers healthy.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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