Malicious Advice Mallard

boyfriend in a bad mood? keep asking him over and over what's going on

boyfriend in a bad mood? keep asking him over and over what's going on  Malicious Advice Mallard

Christian new to reddit? Post your beliefs on /r/atheism. they'd love to hear them

Christian new to reddit? Post your beliefs on /r/atheism. they'd love to hear them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Do not drink and drive not because it's a big deal. because duis are expensive as fuck

Do not drink and drive not because it's a big deal. because duis are expensive as fuck  Malicious Advice Mallard

Almost valentine's day break up with your so to avoid buying them a gift

Almost valentine's day break up with your so to avoid buying them a gift  Malicious Advice Mallard

Burn a cross in your front yard They'll do the work faster and leave quicker

Burn a cross in your front yard
 They'll do the work faster and leave quicker  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ever really want to go somewhere after you've been drinking? Call in a bomb threat to your local Wal-Mart. It will distract the cops so you can drive safely.

Ever really want to go somewhere after you've been drinking? Call in a bomb threat to your local Wal-Mart. It will distract the cops so you can drive safely.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Using a fake i.d.? Make sure you point out how being carded makes you feel so young.

Using a fake i.d.?
 Make sure you point out how being carded makes you feel so young.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Buy a house close to a school have a party, invite cops over, go to jail for mandatory minimum 3-5 years for drugs in a schoolzone

Buy a house close to a school have a party, invite cops over, go to jail for mandatory minimum 3-5 years for drugs in a schoolzone  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to promote your own interests? Hijack a terrible act of violence

Need to promote your own interests? Hijack a terrible act of violence  Malicious Advice Mallard

car won't start? try some sand in the gas tank for extra engine traction

car won't start? try some sand in the gas tank for extra engine traction  Malicious Advice Mallard
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