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When you Borrow your roommate's electric razor to shave your pubes shave your face first

When you Borrow your roommate's electric razor to shave your pubes shave your face first Malicious Advice Mallard
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Boyfriend turned down sex? He's lying about being tired, he actually doesn't find you attractive anymore

Boyfriend turned down sex? He's lying about being tired, he actually doesn't find you attractive anymore Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to hard boil an egg but don't have a stove? Microwaves work great

Want to hard boil an egg but don't have a stove? Microwaves work great Malicious Advice Mallard
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What does not get done today Can get done tomorrow.

What does not get done today Can get done tomorrow. Malicious Advice Mallard
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you should not do anything I tell you to do

you should not do anything I tell you to do Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see a stop sign with a reflective border you don't have to stop, you can coast through it

If you see a stop sign with a reflective border you don't have to stop, you can coast through it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Take him or her to the movies There will be no awkward silences and you can avoid saying something stupid that could ruin the date

Take him or her to the movies There will be no awkward silences and you can avoid saying something stupid that could ruin the date Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having problems with a rude or obnoxious customer? Confront him about how you feel, they will respect you for it and tip you more.

Having problems with a rude or obnoxious customer? Confront him about how you feel, they will respect you for it and tip you more. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Father's Day This is your 4 week notice

Father's Day This is your 4 week notice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Using headphones while you drive wont just help you hear your music better.. They also help keep you from hearing people outside while you drive, allowing a 'zen' like state .

Using headphones while you drive wont just help you hear your music better.. They also help keep you from hearing people outside while you drive, allowing a 'zen' like state . Malicious Advice Mallard
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