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You can immediately stop paper cuts and their pain with a mix of lemon juice, salt and tequila

You can immediately stop paper cuts and their pain with a mix of lemon juice, salt and tequila Malicious Advice Mallard
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Friend giving you the silent treatment? Insult them, they'll definitely want to talk to you after that

Friend giving you the silent treatment? Insult them, they'll definitely want to talk to you after that Malicious Advice Mallard
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Just copy & paste a wiki page they'll never know

Just copy & paste a wiki page they'll never know Malicious Advice Mallard
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GOT A SORE TOOTH? PUT SOME ICE ON IT. IT WILL NUMB THE TOOTH AND YOU WONT FEEL A THING

GOT A SORE TOOTH? PUT SOME ICE ON IT. IT WILL NUMB THE TOOTH AND YOU WONT FEEL A THING Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to be respected Never friendzone anyone

If you want to be respected Never friendzone anyone Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wound won't stop bleeding? Take a coumadin

Wound won't stop bleeding? Take a coumadin Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a handjob? Break both your arms

Want a handjob? Break both your arms Malicious Advice Mallard
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Feeling depressed? Kill yourself

Feeling depressed? Kill yourself Malicious Advice Mallard
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see that large group of black men wearing all red? put on a blue shirt and join them. They'll appreciate the break in the monotony.

see that large group of black men wearing all red? put on a blue shirt and join them. They'll appreciate the break in the monotony. Malicious Advice Mallard
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You can totally be friends with that girl who wants to date you

You can totally be friends with that girl who wants to date you Malicious Advice Mallard
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