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To avoid a marriage that stales over time Sleep with other people

To avoid a marriage that stales over time Sleep with other people Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you get friendzoned by a girl Just Give up

If you get friendzoned by a girl Just Give up Malicious Advice Mallard
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Still in love with your ex-girlfriend? Sleep with as many of her friends as possible. She'll realise what she's lost and come back to you.

Still in love with your ex-girlfriend? Sleep with as many of her friends as possible. She'll realise what she's lost and come back to you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need an easy scholarship for college? join the military

Need an easy scholarship for college? join the military Malicious Advice Mallard
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Downvoted to oblivion? Blame the "reddit hivemind", they'll feel guilty and upvote.

Downvoted to oblivion? Blame the
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if you're going to break up with a girl, do it on her period she will be completely rational and won't overreact or break down in tears or yell at you.

if you're going to break up with a girl, do it on her period she will be completely rational and won't overreact or break down in tears or yell at you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want your guy to give you more attention? Hookup with a random guy from the bar. It will make you appear more desirable.

Want your guy to give you more attention? Hookup with a random guy from the bar. It will make you appear more desirable. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're going to steal from a business Don't wear a hoodie with the hood up, wear sunglasses, or have a large sweatshirt / coat. many retail employees are trained to watch for people who walk in wearing those exact things.

If you're going to steal from a business Don't wear a hoodie with the hood up, wear sunglasses, or have a large sweatshirt / coat. many retail employees are trained to watch for people who walk in wearing those exact things. Malicious Advice Mallard
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constantly comment on your S.O's driving They will appreciate your concerns and drive to cater to your approval

constantly comment on your S.O's driving They will appreciate your concerns and drive to cater to your approval Malicious Advice Mallard
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When a cop stops and frisks you Reciprocate

When a cop stops and frisks you Reciprocate Malicious Advice Mallard
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