Malicious Advice Mallard

want to seem manly and classy while drinking? order a bud light lime-a-rita.

want to seem manly and classy while drinking? order a bud light lime-a-rita.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Feed me bread.

Feed me bread. 
   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a successful meme? Use a whole lot of words and redundancy, people understand them better that way.

Want a successful meme?
 Use a whole lot of words and redundancy, people understand them better that way.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're swimming in the lake and get hungry Go up to a coyote. He'll give you a treat

If you're swimming in the lake and get hungry Go up to a coyote. He'll give you a treat  Malicious Advice Mallard

Taking food out of the oven with no mitt handy? Grab a wet dish rag

Taking food out of the oven with no mitt handy? Grab a wet dish rag  Malicious Advice Mallard

call your roommate's phone to turn off his/her morning alarm before an early test they'll appreciate having the chance to sleep in

call your roommate's phone to turn off his/her morning alarm before an early test they'll appreciate having the chance to sleep in  Malicious Advice Mallard

when chris hanson says "you are free to go" you better get up and run before the cops arrive

when chris hanson says

Killed someone, need to hide a body? Take advice from ducks

Killed someone, need to hide a body? Take advice from ducks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have bad acne? Hydrochloric acid will clear that right up.

Have bad acne? Hydrochloric acid will clear that right up.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to show a girl you're listening? make sure you point out everything she says that contradicts

Want to show a girl you're listening? make sure you point out everything she says that contradicts  Malicious Advice Mallard
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