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Nervous for a job interview? a SHOT OF WHISKEY WILL CALM YOUR NERVES

Nervous for a job interview? a SHOT OF WHISKEY WILL CALM YOUR NERVES   Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to Lose Weight? Pick up smoking Meth

Need to Lose Weight? Pick up smoking Meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

Torrent everything It's a lot cheaper than Netflix

Torrent everything
 It's a lot cheaper than Netflix  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make friends and have more intamacy in your life Become an alcoholic and join AA

Want to make friends and have more intamacy in your life Become an alcoholic and join AA  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want thousands of karma in just a few hours? Get a job at amy's then do an ama

Want thousands of karma in just a few hours?
 Get a job at amy's then do an ama  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want your mom's back problems fixed? step on a crack

Want your mom's back problems fixed? step on a crack  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to lose weight? consume nothing but water

want to lose weight? consume nothing but water  Malicious Advice Mallard

If she asks how those jeans make her ass look: Tell her the truth. Women value an honest man.

If she asks how those jeans make her ass look:
 Tell her the truth. Women value an honest man.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want mosquitos near your head? Spray bug spray directly into your face to scare them off

Don't want mosquitos near your head? Spray bug spray directly into your face to scare them off  Malicious Advice Mallard

The girl's not interested? rape

The girl's not interested? rape  Malicious Advice Mallard
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