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Want a girlfriend? Track down the girls on r/gonewild, they want relationships

Want a girlfriend? Track down the girls on r/gonewild, they want relationships Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you need to get an erection quickly, lay upside down all the blood will rush to your head

If you need to get an erection quickly, lay upside down all the blood will rush to your head Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see a cop parked on the side of the road feel free to dump all your trash out of your car window as a public servant he is legally obligated to clean up any trash he finds

If you see a cop parked on the side of the road feel free to dump all your trash out of your car window as a public servant he is legally obligated to clean up any trash he finds Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ran out of fapping lube? use icyhot. the cooling sensation followed by the sudden warmth is breathe taking

Ran out of fapping lube? use icyhot. the cooling sensation followed by the sudden warmth is breathe taking Malicious Advice Mallard
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When you get to your first unit Treat the BN XO like your ROTC instructor, MAJ is just 3 ranks above you

When you get to your first unit Treat the BN XO like your ROTC instructor, MAJ is just 3 ranks above you Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want longer breaks at work Pick up smoking, they get 5 minutes longer than most people

If you want longer breaks at work Pick up smoking, they get 5 minutes longer than most people Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you ate something super spicy drink a carbonated beverage. The high sodium levels suppress the spice

If you ate something super spicy drink a carbonated beverage. The high sodium levels suppress the spice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Work your ass off in college That's SURE to pay off

Work your ass off in college That's SURE to pay off Malicious Advice Mallard
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A cop points a gun at you? Take out your own gun so he won't shoot you.

A cop points a gun at you? Take out your own gun so he won't shoot you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Unemployed? Try internet dating

Unemployed? Try internet dating Malicious Advice Mallard
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