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Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have to break foreplay to put on a condom Say it's because you don't want to catch anything from her

If you have to break foreplay to put on a condom Say it's because you don't want to catch anything from her Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need a cure for a headache Shake your head really fast

Need a cure for a headache Shake your head really fast Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to relieve nagging lower back pain? Sit hunched over a laptop for several continuous hours everyday

Want to relieve nagging lower back pain? Sit hunched over a laptop for several continuous hours everyday Malicious Advice Mallard
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Debating a mediocre team at NPDA? Vandalize relevant wikipedia pages during prep for an auto-win

Debating a mediocre team at NPDA? Vandalize relevant wikipedia pages during prep for an auto-win Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you want the government to do something RIOT

if you want the government to do something RIOT Malicious Advice Mallard
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Mad at your parents? tell them you hate them

Mad at your parents? tell them you hate them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Always practice good driver etiquette! Thus when you drive home drunk, you'll be less likely to be a shitty driver

Always practice good driver etiquette! Thus when you drive home drunk, you'll be less likely to be a shitty driver Malicious Advice Mallard
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Be a dick to everyone you meet no one will ever ask you for any favors

Be a dick to everyone you meet no one will ever ask you for any favors Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a crush on a girl? Don't ever talk to her, just stare at her

Have a crush on a girl? Don't ever talk to her, just stare at her Malicious Advice Mallard
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Men, if you want to let her know you're in the mood Just touch it.

Men, if you want to let her know you're in the mood Just touch it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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