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not sure about that bump on your skin? don't go to the doctor. ask reddit instead.

not sure about that bump on your skin?
 don't go to the doctor. ask reddit instead.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always poop right before you take a shower That way you never have to wipe

Always poop right before you take a shower
 That way you never have to wipe  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you can win a race in forza 4 on normal difficulty then you're not too drunk to drive

If you can win a race in forza 4 on normal difficulty then you're not too drunk to drive  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make new friends? Go to gonewild and give op constructive criticism

Want to make new friends? Go to gonewild and give op constructive criticism   Malicious Advice Mallard

You're laptop keeps freezing? Did you try holding a magnet to your harddrive?

You're laptop keeps freezing?
 Did you try holding a magnet to your harddrive?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want some easy karma? look up any insanity wolf and copy/paste it here

Want some easy karma? look up any insanity wolf and copy/paste it here  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of minesweeper on the computer? Drop a bunch of tacs on the floor throughout the house and walk barefooted.

Tired of minesweeper on the computer?
 Drop a bunch of tacs on the floor throughout the house and walk barefooted.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Comment downvoted into oblivion? Make a reply to the comment saying:"In case he deletes this, he said [Insert Original Comment]" Then Delete it

Comment downvoted into oblivion? Make a reply to the comment saying:

Need to jumpstart your car? REmember, Black goes to red and red goes to black

Need to jumpstart your car? REmember, Black goes to red and red goes to black  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to lose weight? Watch a documentary on the fast food industry

Trying to lose weight? Watch a documentary on the fast food industry  Malicious Advice Mallard
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