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Malicious Advice Mallard

Boyfriend seem upset, But won't tell you what's wrong? Ask him "what's wrong?" repeatedly until you become what's wrong.

Boyfriend seem upset, But won't tell you what's wrong? Ask him
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Feeling cold when you get home from work/school? Take a shower, it'll feel like heaven

Feeling cold when you get home from work/school? Take a shower, it'll feel like heaven Malicious Advice Mallard
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Smelly feet after a work out and don't want to shower? Put it in the toilet and flush

Smelly feet after a work out and don't want to shower? Put it in the toilet and flush Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get away with murder? tell them a duck told you where to hide the body

Want to get away with murder? tell them a duck told you where to hide the body Malicious Advice Mallard
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Chapped lips? Blow dry it on cool for 5-10 minutes.

Chapped lips? Blow dry it on cool for 5-10 minutes. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to hide the body of the neighbors dog? Bury a human body right above it. That way when the neighbors find the shallow, poorly dug grave they'll be too alarmed by the corpse to keep digging.

Want to hide the body of the neighbors dog? Bury a human body right above it. That way when the neighbors find the shallow, poorly dug grave they'll be too alarmed by the corpse to keep digging. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to keep your home warm during the winter Turn on the oven and leave it on overnight

Want to keep your home warm during the winter Turn on the oven and leave it on overnight Malicious Advice Mallard
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Eat actual advice mallard He and his intelligence will become a part of you

Eat actual advice mallard He and his intelligence will become a part of you Malicious Advice Mallard
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New to reddit? /r/spacedicks

New to reddit? /r/spacedicks Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your phone battery dies soak the battery in a cup of 5-hour energy.

If your phone battery dies soak the battery in a cup of 5-hour energy. Malicious Advice Mallard
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