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go ahead and buy that juicer you'll use it all the time

go ahead and buy that juicer you'll use it
all the time  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pulled over by a cop for speeding? argue your innocence

Pulled over by a cop for speeding?
 argue your innocence  Malicious Advice Mallard

Restaurant closes in 5 mins? dont worry chefs love it when people order at the last minute

Restaurant closes in 5 mins? dont worry chefs love it when people order at the last minute  Malicious Advice Mallard

Let younger siblings play made-up words in Scrabble it ensures they will be reasonable, intelligent adults

Let younger siblings play made-up words in Scrabble it ensures they will be reasonable, intelligent adults  Malicious Advice Mallard

I you're a "nice guy" to girls They're obligated to have sex with you

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Depressed? get over it

Depressed?
 get over it  Malicious Advice Mallard

to Stay awake and alert while on long drives at night Drive on the wrong side of the road

to Stay awake and alert while on long drives at night Drive on the wrong side of the road  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stopped at a railroad crossing? Just drive around the bars real quick, you have plenty of time

Stopped at a railroad crossing?
 Just drive around the bars real quick, you have plenty of time  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't read reddit due to CISPA blackout? turn on night mode on RES

Can't read reddit due to CISPA blackout?
 turn on night mode on RES  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got tons of homework? Go on Reddit

Got tons of homework? Go on Reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard
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