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if the interviewer is female, tell her she has nice tits if male, tell him he has a big dong.

if the interviewer is female, tell her she has nice tits if male, tell him he has a big dong. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Not Happy with your current salary? kill yourself

Not Happy with your current salary? kill yourself Malicious Advice Mallard
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Remember mothers day is exactly a month away.

Remember mothers day is exactly a month away. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you live in a city with lots of tourists and want to make a quick buck, carry an SLR with you So tourists will ask you to take pictures for them and you can steal their cameras

If you live in a city with lots of tourists and want to make a quick buck, carry an SLR with you So tourists will ask you to take pictures for them and you can steal their cameras Malicious Advice Mallard
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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bomb is a good guy with a bomb

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bomb is a good guy with a bomb Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't like the taste of orange juice in your mouth? Brush your teeth

Don't like the taste of orange juice in your mouth? Brush your teeth Malicious Advice Mallard
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is your computer getting slow? just delete sytstem32 folder and it will run like new again

is your computer getting slow? just delete sytstem32 folder and it will run like new again Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend Getting upset? Just tell her to "calm down."

Girlfriend Getting upset? Just tell her to
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Want a deeper understanding of a variety of perspectives? Read the comments on anything in r/Politics.

Want a deeper understanding of a variety of perspectives? Read the comments on anything in r/Politics. Malicious Advice Mallard
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The next time you're bored Post all your intimate thoughts on facebook and twitter

The next time you're bored Post all your intimate thoughts on facebook and twitter Malicious Advice Mallard
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