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About to get fellatio/Cunnilingus? Cover your nether regions with lemon juice. The lemony taste and smell makes it much easier for the performer to do their job.

About to get fellatio/Cunnilingus? Cover your nether regions with lemon juice. The lemony taste and smell makes it much easier for the performer to do their job. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you notice a woman is publicly breastfeeding Join in, She wouldn't want her other breast's milk to go to waste

If you notice a woman is publicly breastfeeding Join in, She wouldn't want her other breast's milk to go to waste Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to study for exams? Do it the night before. That way, you can't procrastinate

Need to study for exams? Do it the night before. That way, you can't procrastinate Malicious Advice Mallard
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Help discourage jaywalking Don't stop for them

Help discourage jaywalking Don't stop for them Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you need to make some money try meth the craving will motivate you to make more money to get your fix

if you need to make some money try meth the craving will motivate you to make more money to get your fix Malicious Advice Mallard
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Dip the pen in company ink

Dip the pen in company ink Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want anyone to see what you've been doing online? Use freely available plugins to 'delete' your history or use privacy mode on your browser.

Don't want anyone to see what you've been doing online? Use freely available plugins to 'delete' your history or use privacy mode on your browser. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're running late for work Just don't go, they'll understand

If you're running late for work Just don't go, they'll understand Malicious Advice Mallard
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buy yourself a yelp t-shirt chefs and restaurateurs really respect yelpers

buy yourself a yelp t-shirt chefs and restaurateurs really respect yelpers Malicious Advice Mallard
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Make a meme criticizing every Reddit post you see One of them is bound to become a trend, and everyone will think you're awesome for pointing out redundancies.

Make a meme criticizing every Reddit post you see One of them is bound to become a trend, and everyone will think you're awesome for pointing out redundancies. Malicious Advice Mallard
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