Malicious Advice Mallard

Just brushed your teeth? Have a nice glass of orange juice with your breakfast

Just brushed your teeth? Have a nice glass of orange juice with your breakfast  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to be more productive? go to reddit

want to be more productive?
 go to reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a confidence boost? try SkyDiving

Need a confidence boost? try SkyDiving  Malicious Advice Mallard

can't get over your ex? daydream about being back together

can't get over your ex? daydream about being back together  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're done taking a pee just button your pants then flush you can zip up on the way to the sink

If you're done taking a pee just button your pants then flush you can zip up on the
way to the sink  Malicious Advice Mallard

create a second account and upvote all of your links the admins love that

create a second account and upvote all of your links the admins love that  Malicious Advice Mallard

wife is bothered by something dismiss her feelings and watch hockey. problem solved

wife is bothered by something dismiss her feelings and watch hockey. problem solved  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a powerful cleaning solution? Mix Ammonia and Bleach

Need a powerful cleaning solution? Mix Ammonia and Bleach  Malicious Advice Mallard

hey go flick that soccer player in the ear he loves it

hey go flick that soccer player in the ear he loves it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Break hotel furniture? Tape it back together, no one will notice

Break hotel furniture? Tape it back together, no one will notice  Malicious Advice Mallard
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