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If you need to tell someone a believable lie tell them you had diarrhea

If you need to tell someone a believable lie tell them you had diarrhea Malicious Advice Mallard
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IF u see your opponent going hellbats Just go mass zergling

IF u see your opponent going hellbats Just go mass zergling Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have as many children as you can even if you can't afford it. Eventually, they'll all start taking care of each other and you won't have to do anything.

Have as many children as you can even if you can't afford it. Eventually, they'll all start taking care of each other and you won't have to do anything. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to quit smoking? Start during finals week

Trying to quit smoking? Start during finals week Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to spice your sex life? Put ICY hot on yours and your partner's genitals

Want to spice your sex life? Put ICY hot on yours and your partner's genitals Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't try to make the front page Find subreddits you like and contribute to them instead

Don't try to make the front page Find subreddits you like and contribute to them instead Malicious Advice Mallard
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When in traffic Be sure to tailgate the guy in front of you He's able to go faster and will get the idea

When in traffic Be sure to tailgate the guy in front of you He's able to go faster and will get the idea Malicious Advice Mallard
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Find something funny on the Internet? Post it. Chances are Reddit will love it.

Find something funny on the Internet? Post it. Chances are Reddit will love it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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New Relationship? Tell her you don't like blowjobs It will make her want to give them to you more often

New Relationship? Tell her you don't like blowjobs It will make her want to give them to you more often Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you are out driving drunk and a cop tries to pull you over start swerving more, then pull over, get out of the car, and scream acting as if bees were attacking you

If you are out driving drunk and a cop tries to pull you over start swerving more, then pull over, get out of the car, and scream acting as if bees were attacking you Malicious Advice Mallard
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