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Girlfriend says she is "going out" without specifying location? She is cheating on you. Follow her.

Girlfriend says she is

Can't figure out what something is? put your dick in it

Can't figure out what something is? put your dick in it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of ducks advising that you masturbate? Go masturbate before you decide to take their advice

Tired of ducks advising that you masturbate?  Go masturbate before you decide to take their advice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want hard boiled eggs for Easter? The most efficient way is to use the microwave.

Want hard boiled eggs for Easter? The most efficient way is to use the microwave.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Put your alarm clock in your room-mate's room They'll be happy to wake you in the morning.

Put your alarm clock in your room-mate's room They'll be happy to wake you in the morning.  Malicious Advice Mallard

New to reddit? make sure to visit r/atheism, where no one is an opinionated asshole

New to reddit? make sure to visit r/atheism, where no one is an opinionated asshole  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you get bullied at school act shy and weak the bullies will stop and bully someone who is as strong as they are

if you get bullied at school
act shy and weak  the bullies will stop and bully someone who is as strong as they are  Malicious Advice Mallard

TOO MANY WORDS IN YOUR LRW MEMO? JUST CUT OUT A CASE OR TWO

TOO MANY WORDS IN YOUR LRW MEMO? JUST CUT OUT A CASE OR TWO  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you get a hole in your rain boot make a second hole to let the water drain out

if you get a hole in your rain boot  make a second hole to let the water drain out  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trust Til's On april 1st

Trust Til's  On april 1st  Malicious Advice Mallard
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