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If you're a parent begin every statement with "As a parent" People will immediately consider everything you say to be logical and factual.

If you're a parent begin every statement with

Confess with a meme No one will know

Confess with a meme No one will know  Malicious Advice Mallard

Changing spark plugs? Have your friend rev the engine during to make sure they work

Changing spark plugs? Have your friend rev the engine during to make sure they work   Malicious Advice Mallard

if you are on a subreddit and want a shortcut to get to the front page Press ALT+F4 on your keyboard

if you are on a subreddit and want a shortcut to get to the front page
 Press ALT+F4 on your keyboard  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to find a fun activity to do with your newborn? Bring them to a movie theater

Need to find a fun activity to do with your newborn?
 Bring them to a movie theater  Malicious Advice Mallard

Car's ac broken? Just attach a hose from your exhaust pipe and put it in your window

Car's ac broken?
 Just attach a hose from your exhaust pipe and put it in your window  Malicious Advice Mallard

run out of sugar while baking a cake? Use salt, it looks exactly the same

run out of sugar while baking a cake? Use salt, it looks exactly the same  Malicious Advice Mallard

stop studying and mourn for boston profs will understand

stop studying and mourn for boston
 profs will understand  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're not absolutely certain of what her answer will be propose anyway, it's always a great way to see how much she loves you

If you're not absolutely certain of what her answer will be propose anyway, it's always a great way to see how much she loves you  Malicious Advice Mallard

New guy at the office? Whistle while you work

New guy at the office? Whistle while you work  Malicious Advice Mallard
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