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in a new relationship? get a tattoo of your partner's name. They'll love you more.

in a new relationship? get a tattoo of your partner's name. They'll love you more. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Pretend to accidentally call your girlfriend by your dog's name it will make her jealous... in a good way.

Pretend to accidentally call your girlfriend by your dog's name it will make her jealous... in a good way. Malicious Advice Mallard
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It takes your stomach half an hour to tell your brain that you are full Eat as fast as possible at buffet's to maximize your value

It takes your stomach half an hour to tell your brain that you are full Eat as fast as possible at buffet's to maximize your value Malicious Advice Mallard
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You're in deep water and a shark attacks you? Slightly cut your finger. the blood will scare the shark off.

You're in deep water and a shark attacks you? Slightly cut your finger. the blood will scare the shark off. Malicious Advice Mallard
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need to lose some weight? try crystal meth

need to lose some weight? try crystal meth Malicious Advice Mallard
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Think that high school is tough? don't worry, college is much less difficult.

Think that high school is tough? don't worry, college is much less difficult. Malicious Advice Mallard
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falling backwards? Put your arms behind you to break the fall

falling backwards? Put your arms behind you to break the fall Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want whiter teeth? Have some orange juice right after brushing!

Want whiter teeth? Have some orange juice right after brushing! Malicious Advice Mallard
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get pulled over? get out of the car as soon as the cop does.

get pulled over? get out of the car as soon as the cop does. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having Heartburn? drink some lemonade

Having Heartburn? drink some lemonade Malicious Advice Mallard
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