Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to have a week off from work? Break your leg

Want to have a week off from work? Break your leg  Malicious Advice Mallard

Abuse your girlfriend and then tell your brother Your brother will always have your back

Abuse your girlfriend and then tell your brother 
 Your brother will always have your back  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a large cut? Squeeze lemon juice on it.

Have a large cut? Squeeze lemon juice on it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

invest in facebook

 invest in facebook  Malicious Advice Mallard

Slip on the ice? Sit on it til the pain goes away and quit whining

Slip on the ice? Sit on it til the pain goes away and quit whining   Malicious Advice Mallard

Displeased with Windows 8? Downgrade to windows vista

Displeased with Windows 8?
 Downgrade to windows vista  Malicious Advice Mallard

Save your resume as a word document then just change the file extension to .pdf before you send it

Save your resume as a word document then just change the file extension to .pdf before you send it  Malicious Advice Mallard

traffic lights always have the same configuration green is on top

traffic lights always have the same configuration green is on top  Malicious Advice Mallard

Be nice to the waiter on your first date so she doesn't suspect how much of an asshole you really are.

Be nice to the waiter on your first date so she doesn't suspect how much of an asshole you really are.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to buy a car? Buy a gun instead. A gun can get a car.

Want to buy a car? Buy a gun instead. A gun can get a car.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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