Malicious Advice Mallard

Afraid your girlfriend is having feelings for someone else? Let her sleep with him. She'll be disappointed because her expectations are so high.

Afraid your girlfriend is having feelings for someone else?
 Let her sleep with him. She'll be disappointed because her expectations are so high.  Malicious Advice Mallard

No toilet paper? That's what the decorative towels are for

No toilet paper?
 That's what the decorative towels are for  Malicious Advice Mallard

BUG ON FRIENDS FOREHEAD GET IT OFF WITH A HATCHET

BUG ON FRIENDS FOREHEAD GET IT OFF WITH A HATCHET  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to increase your income? try killing yourself

Want to increase your income?
 try killing yourself  Malicious Advice Mallard

A girl texted you? She wants the D

A girl texted you?
 She wants the D  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanna breeze through college while hooking up with chicks and parting every night? Consider engineering

Wanna breeze through college while hooking up with chicks and parting every night? Consider engineering  Malicious Advice Mallard

Take him out for beers and trade stories

Take him out for beers
 and trade stories  Malicious Advice Mallard

Mothers day is in two days don't forget

Mothers day is in two days don't forget  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't tell the doctor what's really wrong let them figure it out on their own because they like the challenge

Don't tell the doctor what's really wrong let them figure it out on their own because they like the challenge  Malicious Advice Mallard

you're supposed to sit on the toilet in the opposite direction the little table is there for comic books and chocolate milk

you're supposed to sit on the toilet in the opposite direction
 the little table is there for comic books and chocolate milk  Malicious Advice Mallard
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