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Homicide case in your town? Bury dead dogs everywhere

Homicide case in your town? Bury dead dogs everywhere  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get karma fast? Take a picture of someone's sculpture and claim it as your own.

Want to get karma fast? Take a picture of someone's sculpture and claim it as your own.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Youtube video buffering? Turn the resolution up

Youtube video buffering? Turn the resolution up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Think you need to lose weight? Think again. Just switch from pounds to kilograms and your weight will go down more than 50% instantly!

Think you need to
lose weight? Think again. Just switch from pounds to kilograms and your weight will go down more than 50% instantly!   Malicious Advice Mallard

Save time on your trip by not brushing of your car in the winter drive faster to get snow off

Save time on your trip by not brushing of your car in the winter
 drive faster to get snow off  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are about to cheat on your significant other Masturbate in the bathroom. Your mistress will think you're a stallion

If you are about to cheat on your significant other
 Masturbate in the bathroom. Your mistress will think you're a stallion  Malicious Advice Mallard

Making a professional website? Make sure include dozens of animated gifs

Making a professional website? Make sure include dozens of animated gifs  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to shoplift? Today's the day to do it. If you get caught, just laugh and say APRIL FOOLS!

Want to shoplift? Today's the day to do it. If you get caught, just laugh and say APRIL FOOLS!  Malicious Advice Mallard

believe everything on reddit today

believe everything
 on reddit today  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to make an embarrassing purchase? Just steal it. They will understand.

Need to make an embarrassing purchase?
 Just steal it. They will understand.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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