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Girl wants to break up with you because you're too nice? Punch her in the face as hard as you can, she'll change her mind

Girl wants to break up with you because you're too nice? Punch her in the face as hard as you can, she'll change her mind  Malicious Advice Mallard

Leak a sex tape of yourself You will get more famous

Leak a sex tape of yourself
 You will get more famous  Malicious Advice Mallard

just Marry her you can work it out later

just Marry her
 you can work it out later  Malicious Advice Mallard

To get rid of viruses delete System32

To get rid of viruses  delete System32  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want an awesome slip-N-slide experience? Coat it with NeverWet.

Want an awesome slip-N-slide experience? Coat it with NeverWet.  Malicious Advice Mallard

A girl you like said she doesn't like you? She is just playing hard to get

A girl you like said she doesn't like you?
 She is just playing hard to get  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to combat puritanical sexual hangups? go to the park and talk to kids about touching themselves

want to combat puritanical sexual hangups? go to the park and talk to kids about touching themselves  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you need to remember to take something with you when you leave the house place the item on top of your car keys

If you need to remember to take something with you when you leave the house
 place the item on top of your car keys  Malicious Advice Mallard

Upvote me to the front page Everybody will laugh

Upvote me to the front page Everybody will laugh  Malicious Advice Mallard

Guys, if you want to save your S.O. time, watch her favorite show before she can and tell her all about it.

Guys, if you want to save your S.O. time, watch her favorite show before she can and tell her all about it.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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