Malicious Advice Mallard

Chew Advil liquid gels, it will help you faster.

Chew Advil liquid gels,
 it will help you faster.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't show up, and say it's because you were hungover your boss will understand

Don't show up, and say it's because you were hungover
 your boss will understand  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you find something funny, immediately post it to reddit chances are no one has seen it

If you find something funny, immediately post it to reddit chances are no one has seen it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Very Chapped Lips? Buffalo wing Sauce will clear that right up

Very Chapped Lips? Buffalo wing Sauce will clear that right up  Malicious Advice Mallard

You don't need to pull over and stop for police cars and ambulances They are after someone else and won't stop to pull you over

You don't need to pull over and stop for police cars and ambulances
 They are after someone else and won't stop to pull you over  Malicious Advice Mallard

No hot water? Toaster in the bathtub

No hot water? Toaster in the bathtub  Malicious Advice Mallard

Sister needs an ego booster? Booty shorts

Sister needs an ego booster? Booty shorts  Malicious Advice Mallard

Studying for finals? This might help: www.reddit.com

Studying for finals?
 This might help: www.reddit.com  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a solid source of unbiased information? Fox News Channel

Need a solid source of unbiased information? Fox News Channel  Malicious Advice Mallard

Dishwasher out of order? Clean plates with the laundry machine!

Dishwasher out of order?
 Clean plates with the laundry machine!  Malicious Advice Mallard
Like us for More!