Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to impress your teacher? Comic Sans

Want to impress your teacher? Comic Sans  Malicious Advice Mallard

Knocked up your high school girlfriend? Marry Her!

Knocked up your high school girlfriend?
 Marry Her!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to pass your finals? Just stay on reddit

Want to pass your finals? Just stay on reddit   Malicious Advice Mallard

took some malicious advice and want to sue? That's spelled a-c-t-u-a-l a-d-v-i-c-e m-a-l-l-a-r-d

took some malicious advice and want to sue?
 That's spelled a-c-t-u-a-l  a-d-v-i-c-e  m-a-l-l-a-r-d  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are colorblind Always trust a mallard

If you are colorblind Always trust a mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

Not getting enough Karma? Find something popular and re-post it

Not getting enough Karma? Find something popular 
and re-post it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Horny while Girlfriend is on her period Say "You're mouth isn't on it's period"

Horny while Girlfriend is on her period Say

looking for girlfriends is for poor people Pay for Sex

looking for girlfriends is for poor people Pay for Sex  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you're stopped by police run!

if you're stopped by police run!  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to climax quicker keep your socks on

If you want to climax quicker keep your socks on  Malicious Advice Mallard
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