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Want them to do something Stupid? Put it on a green "Actual Advice" Mallard

Want them to do something Stupid? Put it on a green

No Ice Scraper? Pour boiling water on your windshield

No Ice Scraper? Pour boiling water on your windshield  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get over your ex? Check out her facebook, you'll be reminded of why you guys broke up and see how miserable she is without you.

Want to get over your ex? Check out her facebook, you'll be reminded of why you guys broke up and see how miserable she is without you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking to make a great first impression? 7 sprays of cologne should do the trick.

Looking to make a great first impression? 7 sprays of cologne should do the trick.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you murder someone, don't bury the victim 6-10 feet underneath a dead dog use Hydrofluoric Acid

If you murder someone, don't bury the victim 6-10 feet underneath a dead dog use Hydrofluoric Acid  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want your loved ones to spend more time with you? Tell them you have cancer

Want your loved ones to spend more time with you? Tell them you have cancer  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get laid? GIve advice to girl's usernames on tech forums.

Want to get laid? GIve advice to girl's usernames on tech forums.   Malicious Advice Mallard

want good advice? try r/adviceanimals

want good advice? try r/adviceanimals  Malicious Advice Mallard

Not sure what to talk about on a date? Tell them to check out how much Karma you have on reddit.

Not sure what to talk about on a date? Tell them to check out how much Karma you have on reddit.  Malicious Advice Mallard

About to go somewhere, and not sure whether to use the bathroom first? You can hold it

About to go somewhere, and not sure whether to use the bathroom first? You can hold it  Malicious Advice Mallard
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