Malicious Advice Mallard

If something with a vagina lets you penetrate it keep it forever

If something with a vagina lets you penetrate it keep it forever  Malicious Advice Mallard

Posts not getting enough upvotes? Just put a NSWF tag

Posts not getting enough upvotes? Just put a NSWF tag  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feel cold? Drink boiling water

Feel cold? 
 Drink boiling water  Malicious Advice Mallard

Driving on wet roads Hydroplane to save gas

Driving on wet roads Hydroplane to save gas  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend cheated on you? Cheat on her so you're even

Girlfriend cheated on you? Cheat on her so you're even  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you see a girl walking in a dark area listening to a police scanner She's bluffing. Run at her.

If you see a girl walking in a dark area listening to a police scanner She's bluffing. Run at her.  Malicious Advice Mallard

out of dishwasher detergent? just use dish soap

out of dishwasher detergent? just use dish soap  Malicious Advice Mallard

Found an unfamilliar mushroom in the woods? Eat it; all mushrooms are high in nutrients

Found an unfamilliar mushroom in the woods? Eat it; all mushrooms are high in nutrients  Malicious Advice Mallard

need an excuse to miss work whenever you want? have a baby

need an excuse to miss work whenever you want?
 have a baby  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drop out of school It will give you way more time to look for a good, secure job

Drop out of school It will give you way more time to look for a good, secure job  Malicious Advice Mallard
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