Malicious Advice Mallard

if all the links are purple browse r/new

if all the links are purple browse r/new  Malicious Advice Mallard

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Feel a cold coming on? Try and kill it with alcohol

Feel a cold coming on? Try and kill it with alcohol  Malicious Advice Mallard

fill spray bottles with urine it contains ammonia and is a potent household cleaner

fill spray bottles with urine
 it contains ammonia and is a potent household cleaner  Malicious Advice Mallard

Thinking about cheating? Have her jerk you off in the bathroom first. That way you won't cum too quick the first time you're having sex.

Thinking about cheating? Have her jerk you off in the bathroom first. That way you won't  cum too quick the first time you're having sex.  Malicious Advice Mallard

On your first date with a girl, take her to a BBQ rib restaurant in your convertible She will be impressed with your palette and your style!

On your first date with a girl, take her to a BBQ rib restaurant in your convertible
 She will be impressed with your palette and your style!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Keep Screaming at Her It will make her understand your point and realize you were right all along.

Keep Screaming at Her It will make her understand your point and realize you were right all along.  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to expand your empire? invade russia.

want to expand your empire?
 invade russia.  Malicious Advice Mallard

listen to actual advice mallard he doesn't believe in april fools day

listen to actual advice mallard he doesn't believe in 
april fools day  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pull your April fools day prank on march 31st or April 2nd nobody will be expecting it

Pull your April fools day prank on march 31st or April 2nd
 nobody will be expecting it  Malicious Advice Mallard
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