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falling asleep while driving? excessively speed, the increase in adrenaline will keep you awake

falling asleep while driving?
 excessively speed, the increase in adrenaline will keep you awake   Malicious Advice Mallard

Asking forgiveness is always easier than asking permission

Asking forgiveness is always easier than asking permission  Malicious Advice Mallard

Significant other self-conscious about their weight? Make comments about it. This will let them know it bothers you, and give them the motivation to lose some weight.

Significant other  self-conscious about their weight? Make comments about it. This will let them know it bothers you, and give them the motivation to lose some weight.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you think your boyfriend is going to break up with you Just tell him your pregnant and he'll have to stick around

If you think your boyfriend is going to break up with you Just tell him your pregnant and he'll have to stick around  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to spend less time on reddit? Try out tvtropes.org

Want to spend less time on reddit? Try out tvtropes.org  Malicious Advice Mallard

Skip Class You'll love it

Skip Class You'll love it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Plan on driving after a night of drinking? Park around the corner so the bartender doesn't notice you getting in your car

Plan on driving after a night of drinking? Park around the corner so the bartender doesn't notice you getting in your car  Malicious Advice Mallard

Is your body pH low? Try drinking some bleach, that should bring it back up to normal

Is your body pH low?
 Try drinking some bleach, that should bring it back up to normal  Malicious Advice Mallard

To Get Karma on reddit today Post pictures of dead birds

To Get Karma on reddit today Post pictures of dead birds  Malicious Advice Mallard

Like horses? Check out /r/clopclop

Like horses? Check out /r/clopclop  Malicious Advice Mallard
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