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Your wife is breastfeeding? change her ringtone to a crying baby. It will serve as a reminder.

Your wife is breastfeeding? change her ringtone to a crying baby. It will serve as a reminder. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your fiance said she didn't want anything for her birthday? Don't get her anything, girls always mean exactly what they say

Your fiance said she didn't want anything for her birthday? Don't get her anything, girls always mean exactly what they say Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need a lube to masturbate with? Try using icy hot, the cool to warm effect makes it feel more intense

Need a lube to masturbate with? Try using icy hot, the cool to warm effect makes it feel more intense Malicious Advice Mallard
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If the sky is cloudy There's no need to apply sunscreen

If the sky is cloudy There's no need to apply sunscreen Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't be afraid to show up or cry Family will be glad to see that people appreciated them.

Don't be afraid to show up or cry Family will be glad to see that people appreciated them. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want upvotes? Just tag your post [NSFW] and repost it.

Want upvotes? Just tag your post [NSFW] and repost it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want women to date you? Pretend to be her friend. Then she's obligated to sleep with you.

Want women to date you? Pretend to be her friend. Then she's obligated to sleep with you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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balls itching during the day? shave them

balls itching during the day? shave them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend insulting her family? Say anything

Girlfriend insulting her family? Say anything Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you live in the new england area now's a great time to go swimming.

If you live in the new england area now's a great time to go swimming. Malicious Advice Mallard
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