Malicious Advice Mallard

If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handsy

If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handsy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to build up mad amounts of karma? At the end of your submission, put "please upvote" and people will!

Want to build up mad amounts of karma?  At the end of your submission, put

you want karma? post something original and creative, reddit loves that.

you want karma? post something original and creative, reddit loves that.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Out of 'sexytime' lube? use wd-40

Out of 'sexytime' lube? use wd-40  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get pulled over? Argue with the cop... works every time.

Get pulled over? Argue with the cop... 
works every time.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to secretly give malicious advice? Disguise yourself as a green mallard

Want to secretly give malicious advice? Disguise yourself as a green mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your stuck on a math problem divide by zero

If your stuck on a math problem divide by zero  Malicious Advice Mallard

Before you experiment with anal play grow out your fingernails

Before you experiment with anal play grow out your fingernails  Malicious Advice Mallard

Out of ethanol? drink methanol

Out of ethanol? drink methanol  Malicious Advice Mallard

Repost something popular redditors love reposts

Repost something popular redditors love reposts  Malicious Advice Mallard
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