Malicious Advice Mallard

Mother's Day is in 18 days be ready.

Mother's Day is in 18 days be ready.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to lie, just keep on lying People will more likely fall victim to a big lie than to a small one

If you want to lie, just keep on lying People will more likely fall victim to a big lie than to a small one  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you wake up super early after a night of drinking it's because your blood alcohol content is low So get up and have another drink

If you wake up super early after a night of drinking it's because your blood alcohol content is low So get up and have another drink  Malicious Advice Mallard

In bed and want a snack? Eat a nature valley bar. They're good for you

In bed and want a snack?
 Eat a nature valley bar. They're good for you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Punch your friend when they do something you don't like They'll appreciate the guidance and want to become better friends with you.

Punch your friend when they do something you don't like They'll appreciate the guidance and want to become better friends with you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Not sure if someone is your best friend? Show up at their door with a dead body

Not sure if someone is your best friend?
 Show up at their door with a dead body  Malicious Advice Mallard

smuggling drugs through the airport take a Valium before you go it'll stop you looking so nervous when going through security

smuggling drugs through the airport take a Valium before you go it'll stop you looking so nervous when going through security   Malicious Advice Mallard

if you want to support a cause just post a picture on facebook

if you want to support a cause just post a picture on facebook  Malicious Advice Mallard

When posting to r/ funny Put the punchline in the title so they'll get the joke

When posting to r/ funny
 Put the punchline in the title so they'll get the joke  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't have your crush's phone number? Ask a friend for it. She'll be flattered you took the initiative.

Don't have your crush's phone number?
 Ask a friend for it. She'll be flattered you took the initiative.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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