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Girl giving you a blowjob? Don't tell her you're about to cum. Girls love surprises

Girl giving you a blowjob? Don't tell her you're about to cum. Girls love surprises Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to get a girlfriend? find a boy first

want to get a girlfriend? find a boy first Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you are drunk at a party and someone tries to take your keys tell him you are a sober mormon with Muscular distrophy

If you are drunk at a party and someone tries to take your keys tell him you are a sober mormon with Muscular distrophy Malicious Advice Mallard
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See a parking ticket on someone's car Throw it away. Dont want to ruin their day

See a parking ticket on someone's car Throw it away. Dont want to ruin their day Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you can't get what you want at a retail store Have a temper tantrum at customer service

If you can't get what you want at a retail store Have a temper tantrum at customer service Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your parents don't give you what you want Throw tantrums on a regular basis until you are given everything you want

If your parents don't give you what you want Throw tantrums on a regular basis until you are given everything you want Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your wife asks you whether she looks fat say yes, she'll be grateful for your honesty

if your wife asks you whether she looks fat say yes, she'll be grateful for your honesty Malicious Advice Mallard
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mother's day is tomorrow get her something once you're done surfing reddit

mother's day is tomorrow get her something once you're done surfing reddit Malicious Advice Mallard
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If someone else makes your girl smile She'll leave you for them

If someone else makes your girl smile She'll leave you for them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Mother's day is one week from today Make sure you buy her something nice!

Mother's day is one week from today Make sure you buy her something nice! Malicious Advice Mallard
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