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Nose running from a cold? Stop drinking, your body will have no choice but to stop.

Nose running from a cold? Stop drinking, your body will have no choice but to stop. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want to get your work shirt messy while cooking bacon in the morning? Simply take it off and cook the bacon shirtless

Don't want to get your work shirt messy while cooking bacon in the morning? Simply take it off and cook the bacon shirtless Malicious Advice Mallard
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Got a boner infront of some hot chicks? Show them it, it'll make em' horny to

Got a boner infront of some hot chicks? Show them it, it'll make em' horny to Malicious Advice Mallard
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Steal as much as you want whenever a new employee gets hired They'll never think it was you

Steal as much as you want whenever a new employee gets hired They'll never think it was you Malicious Advice Mallard
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help control the pet population have your dog or cat put down

help control the pet population have your dog or cat put down Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need help dealing with your anger? Punch a wall

Need help dealing with your anger? Punch a wall Malicious Advice Mallard
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Looking for sources of cheap meat? Resort to cannibalism

Looking for sources of cheap meat? Resort to cannibalism Malicious Advice Mallard
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Afraid of losing your boyfriend? Ease off of the contraceptives. He'll love you more for going natural.

Afraid of losing your boyfriend? Ease off of the contraceptives. He'll love you more for going natural. Malicious Advice Mallard
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At the beginning of a job interview, don't shake hands Fist bump, it will help you stand out from the other applicants

At the beginning of a job interview, don't shake hands Fist bump, it will help you stand out from the other applicants Malicious Advice Mallard
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Comment on the guy's penis in the urinal next to you It's a great conversation starter!

Comment on the guy's penis in the urinal next to you It's a great conversation starter! Malicious Advice Mallard
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